The Weekly Howl

Week ending 9th June, 2013

The definitive list of popular tweets from software developers

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PRISM: Your Gmail, Google, Facebook, Skype data all in one place. The NSA just beat out like 30 startups to this idea.

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Code is like poetry; most of it shouldn't have been written.

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If you have to *fax* the IT department to make a virtual machine, your cloud may not be working out for you.

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If you're upset about NSA wiretaps, write your Congressman. Or anyone, really. It all ends up on the same government server anyway.

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I'll just go ahead and admit it: the NSA has had access to all of the open source code on GitHub for years.

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You don't compete with incumbents playing by the rules they created. You find a game they can't play.

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This one goes out to all the Unix historians out there. http://t.co/vE4fzNyXCT

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There’s a way out of the startup madness: build sustainable, slow-growth businesses that charge money to provide real value. Just sayin'

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Startups often win because it's easier to see what comes next when you don't have to worry about maintaining what came last.

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"We don't give direct database access to government agencies" is the new "I didn't inhale".

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My 9 year old just asked "What's a browser?" not because she's never used one but because she's never *not* used one. #AndreessenWasRight

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Companies get disrupted because it's too painful to change before it's necessary, and too late when it is.

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"quirk parity" -- the part of a rewrite where you finally match the irrational behavior of the old system

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm using Verizon and the government can't quite hear you."

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Can we all agree the most disturbing part of the NSA spying program is this egregiously poor PowerPoint slide? http://t.co/ZFyVGcTGC2

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"Real artists ship", probably my favorite Steve Jobs quote.

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Best 404 EVAR: http://t.co/Gzc8PDsvMx

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The NSA: Technical enough to sift through petabytes of data a second. Non-ironic enough to use Comic Sans in a PowerPoint.

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We now have a Fitbit for dogs. God bless America.

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My 8-yr-old tried programming for the first time today! She crashed irb by printing "POOOOOOOOOOOP " ninety million times.

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“Often, because the real problems are not understood, agile techniques are employed to speed up doing the wrong things.” ~ John Seddon

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THANKS OBAMA http://t.co/hTh2YfwXwK actually, wait, thank you Obama

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"If you don't have something to say about Game of Thrones, don't say anything at all" - Twitter

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I really hated other religions until I read your "coexist" bumper sticker.

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Stack Overflow is looking for a Portuguese-speaking community manager http://t.co/nvTAZXcHcN

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Why and how you should build your own Technology Radar @neal4d http://t.co/5i67ENakj2

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“A company in which everyone is working all the time is very inefficient.” ~ Goldratt, The Goal

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bliki: translating json/xml data to domain object graphs can be a failure of encapsulation http://t.co/bpdxI2kjNa

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Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again. -- Andre Gide

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Just cancelled my talks at techeds when my wife was escorted out of the building and I was given the "opportunity" to buy her a ticket.

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Price of medical procedures in US is out of control: http://t.co/VxZX1brk7v. Paying out-of-pocket for Colt's birth was ~€3500 in Spain.

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At least 75% of Agile software development adoptions “fail”, because organisations champion the tools and processes, but not the mindset.

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“You might ignore technical debt but technical debt won’t ignore you.” #XP2013

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Loving http://t.co/tHZQyiVd9z. It's like http://t.co/O9sU0CQG6Q, but with heuristics & epistemology instead of Unobtanium

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When recruiting, look for mindset, not skills or experience. Mindset is the determinant of effectiveness; experience often a blocker. #NoCV

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The less people feel safe at work, the more they inflate estimates & game metrics to establish personal safety. #techsafety

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I'm in Europe 10-12 July. A cancellation has freed some of my time. Send email to angela@cleancoder.com to book it. Please RT.

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App Camp For Girls, a non-profit teaching girls how to design and build iOS apps, needs our help with some funding: http://t.co/yDg4YoqwZU

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you know you're on the right track when you can use newly minted abstractions to accelerate subsequent development

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Creator Of Lisp, John McCarthy, Dead At 84 http://t.co/GXsvnH5lPL via @prismatic | Bugger

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The greatest example of "BECAUSE WE COULD." Ever. -> Tetris Printer Algorithm http://t.co/pdi4HesVQI

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@secboffin @KevlinHenney "You have a problem. You decide to solve it with configuration. Now you have <%= $problems %> problems!"

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Women Rubyists, there is a sponsorship + $500 expenses available to attend @writespeakcode. Apply by 4 June: https://t.co/WitIjYlPpZ

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By raising the level of abstraction, you make it easier for things to be correct by inspection." - Bryan Cantrill

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Canonical definition of #continuousdelivery by @martinfowler http://t.co/wb0BmStWz2 #devops

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I prioritize things after I've completed them. Works out really well. All the best things get done first :)

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"Our employees come first, then our customers, then our shareholders. It’s simply common sense." - Richard Branson http://t.co/hZPZKakEHA

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If you seek to indoctrinate, provide the answers. If you seek to educate, provide questions.

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If everyone's a designer, then everyone's a ballet dancer, AND I'M NOT A FUCKING BALLET DANCER!

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“Mgrs of sw dev think ‘the more you start, the more you’ll finish’; They couldn’t be more wrong:the more you start, the less you’ll finish”

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Priority is from "prior", as in "comes before". If somebody says, "They're *all* priorities," they don't understand the term.

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"The secret is to gang up on the problem, rather than each other" ~ Thomas Stallkamp

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I'm going to start referring to relational databases as "tuple stores" so they sound all #bigdata and, ironically, #NoSQL

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"If you want to shut down an org, the best way is for people to stop working. The 2nd best way is for everyone to just follow the rules."

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Are you an employer who's lamented the lack of women devs in the Ruby community available to hire? It's time to help: http://t.co/N6yjrtINty

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Forced commitments, feet to the fire, performance evaluations based on planned to actual lead to obfuscation & gaming. #mgmt

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So @LinkedIn, now my aunt who I've spoken to once is endorsing me for Agile and Scrum. Your endorsements are a totally sucky feature.

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If it stresses you out, it's not your job http://t.co/4Ls5QILesl

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Last week to submit a proposal to http://t.co/GDWDmy94Ui. Be brave, the world awaits your voice. +@gogaruco

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If the organisation as a whole is doing the wrong things the significance of the methods used is very small. #wrongthingsrighter

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"Let the flow manage the processes, and not let management manage the flow" ~ Taiichi Ohno #kanban #values

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Code Guide - Interactive Explanations of Example Code. http://t.co/C7v3NirN2L

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Any London-ish iOS devs with accessibility experience (essential) looking for contract work? May have a lead for you. Email matt @ my blog.

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Ugh. Seeing more and more barely- and faux-Agile stuff getting rebranded as Lean. Why misunderstand just one term when you can ruin two?

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"Wi-Fi signals enable gesture recognition throughout entire home" -- I so want to build an app for this! http://t.co/tlmkKtaEg2

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Blog: 'Guiding Software Development with Design Challenges' http://t.co/yQxZPpeUGP

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Partial solutions are still good solutions, unless the advice is given with no context. Then they become dangerous "best practices."

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RT @ManningBooks Deal of the Day! #Specification by Example. Use code dotd0608tw at http://t.co/BQhmkfHz0d @gojkoadzic

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It is important that an aim never be defined in terms of a specific activity or method -Deming

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Some teams make the mistake of overselling TDD and doing a Big Bang adoption. Expectations are high, but the learning curve defeats them

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Simplicity is the ultimate capability. Simplicity is the ultimate maturity.

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Stop obsessing over task sizes and pay attention to interruptions to flow. #pkflow #kanban #agile #scrum #gtd

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OMG Dijkstra, how did you get so fabulous?! #nordicruby /cc @jashkenas http://t.co/2ysK7vbcRL

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If you're creating a new JVM language and /don't/ outright steal Clojure's persistent structs then you're just crazy insane.

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With TDD, I've found it better to build up your confidence in doing it until you no longer feel the need to ask permission

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Today #IamBradleyManning because I support the rights of ALL whistleblowers. Drop the Aiding the Enemy charge! RT! http://t.co/CdlMnvMX47

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SF! Tonight I’m speaking at a joint meetup for SF Ruby/Women Who Code/PyLadies at Causes. Come say hi! http://t.co/tkomrh8Be9

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"You Don’t Need Math Skills To Be A Good Developer But You Do Need Them To Be A Great" http://t.co/5kVmnU9Jn6 - recommended via @Prismatic

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Just because you inferred it does not mean they implied it. #fb

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Limiting WIP amplifies transparency http://t.co/RDHgjDnSM6 #kanban #balance #transparency #meldstrong

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If the NSA invests in security proportionate to actual lives lost, they should be looking *much* more seriously at people falling down wells

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A team that isn’t working well doesn’t have a neutral effect--costs ppl & the org. in engagement, quality, $$. http://t.co/THul4uMbHg

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The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become. -Goethe #TheoryX #TheoryY

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“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it.”--Upton Sinclair via @flowchainsensei

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The best way to learn agile is with someone who has done it before. Dave Norton #GartnerPPM

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"Thank you for your puppy, it's very cute" @RealGeneKim on sending code back to Dev until it's ready #rallyon13 http://t.co/2ZwIc5e4GJ

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I'm only accepting 5 more people into my new online #TDD training course. Who's in? http://t.co/e0IG7ngBdc

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A theory is a truth aware of its own mortality.

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On a software team--unlike a ski team-- the results aren’t additive, they’re integrative, generative, and collective. #mgmt #agile

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At #xp2013 @HendrikEsser tells us about 2 impossible things: predicting what customer wants & predicting how long Dev will take

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there are two reasons to limit WIP.1) avoid you being overwhelmed, 2) avoid you overwhelming the next person in the workflow #BSCADC

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@stevenharman @subdigital @coreyhaines also, as I sometimes always say, inheritance is the human centipede of software development.

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I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent. ―Mahatma Gandhi

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Good to hear an aim of #XP2014 is to bring research & practitioners closer. How about #OpenAccess to research papers presented at conf?

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I feel very sad anytime I see folks’ egos prevent them from making meaningful, human connections with others.

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This just happened: @EylerWerve is joining the instructor team at @devbootcamp in Chicago. #awesomesauce

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SF: Thursday night I'll be speaking at a joint meetup for SF Ruby and Women Who Code. http://t.co/dkiCTYbKe1 && http://t.co/UDO5A37iPl

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I like how some people _get_ collaboration: http://t.co/T8riEAwddR /via @gojkoadzic

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Most beautiful today: BA went over to a programmer and asked "Can I help you finish that task?" 1st time. #agile #teamwork

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“The purpose of kanban is to eliminate the kanban” http://t.co/HoXXp7NfPc

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“To achieve sustainable gains, mgrs need to understand how their focus on utilization, budgets, and due dates is central to the problems.”

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Giving my 2nd Generation Lean Product Development Course in San Diego 16-17 July. http://t.co/gGHLSqLxgh Use discount code DR13 saves $100.

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Dear US: I’m Coming to America, to do some training. The time windows is until dec 2nd this year. Interested? http://t.co/GshCATIwAz

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I find "they are amazing" (usually) a more reliable assessment than "we are amazing".

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“As Deming observed: there’s lots of rework at the end of the line, often costing more than the original [software development work].“

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Advice for change agents: "Never interrupt an epiphany." -- @dhemery #BSCADC

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I fear my children becoming programmers one day, and start to ask questions, and discover my dark past—coding with COM and CORBA.

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New MEAP! #Backbone.js in Action http://t.co/tV049eOPl3 will be the Deal of the Day on June 10 @manningbooks @wookiehangover

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#ChurchOfNoEstimates http://t.co/fW7UfD8rHN #peoplescrum #NoFear | +1 Still have the T-shirts :)

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Seven things about C programming I’m glad I learned early in my career. http://t.co/W3SAo2n8iD

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Blogged: Death to sleeps! http://t.co/vEYWJGrZMD

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Do you hate #mockobjects? Please send me your favorite article on the topic.

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Noteworthy

MT @johnrobb: A hundred years ago, the biggest cities on earth got all of their food from within seven miles. http://t.co/WP18FpYRhC

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Have you pledged support for Rails Girls Summer of Code? You should. Every little bit helps: http://t.co/lr6OawirUv

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Software is not Epic http://t.co/LP6XlWhnCd #archive

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An evening with @mfeathers & @chadfowler #GOTONight a unique opportunity on June 17th so don't miss out sign up now http://t.co/GebTdIoOos

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Comments, illustrated. http://t.co/9HimXO2N1Q @AvoidComments

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Published... Move Your Desk http://t.co/zMZr6hcJ3j

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“@jessicarbh: Just had to share http://t.co/CQMJaMHxuq” [ literally LOL. wife thinks i'm crazy now. er, still. ]

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there's still a chance to register for our pair programming workshop in Eindhoven, June 21 - http://t.co/1vhek0f7vd #qwan

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College in Sweden is free but students still have a ton of debt. How can that be? http://t.co/JmOx0TNYkk via @qz

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What People Are Asking About Scrum - questions from a coaching clinic by rwbrown http://t.co/ks9ry7B2gI

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My webinar "Fail Fast, Fail Safe" is now available: https://t.co/xth9gIUX4r - thanks @arrowsgrouprec for organizing it!

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Managing Risk With Estimates http://t.co/NF88QCcFW5

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How contracts are just a little bit broken... http://t.co/uLBskA4HCu article on InfoQ - send me your thoughts

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There have been 3 winners so far in the competition I posed at the end of Episode 19 Part 1, http://t.co/Ppz1SXP8Ta.

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Why Agile Isn't Working: Bringing Common Sense to Agile Principles http://t.co/OtAj7ooZwx via @prismatic | Dear me.

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@WoodyZuill: I'm sharing #MobProgramming and #NoEstimates at #bscadc 2013 this week! http://t.co/1NwZoc0zGA

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@diaryofscrum If you didn't catch it before, here is my @medium essay on "How to Write a (Real) Book" http://t.co/9ZvPcTtQoH

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Just about to start my webinar, "Fail Fast, Fail Safe" - come and join me live, here! https://t.co/xth9gIUX4r

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Slides of last night's presentation: The code report - visualizing your projects health http://t.co/r2KWgLYB3D

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For my international friends :) RT @codepo8: What's different in Canada http://t.co/ZBbkYXyPDN

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Spoilt for choice with free @GOTONights in Berlin line up includes @chadfowler @mfeathers @ewolff @springrod @boicy http://t.co/b2lYYNxojS

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Agile Open SoCal 2013 Sept 11, 12, 13 at UC Irvine - Super Early Bird Registration is open http://t.co/F85ED8EGzl #AOSC

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ALE Hangout with @duarte_vasco about #NoEstimates now at http://t.co/xu8g80p7SF #xALEc

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@deanwampler Here's my @mitpress shopping cart. https://t.co/xzlSWO7iuo

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#RallyON13 in the empathy session by @fishfade & @agilenvironment. I never tire of the MRI story dorm the d.school. http://t.co/EW2vE3G500

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#RallyON13 so proud I was one of original coaches defining scaled agile release trains at BMC. Facilitation baby! http://t.co/EW2vE3G500

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#RallyON13 tent is on fire with energy. And it's hot! If you come to my session in the HUB, we have A/C :) http://t.co/EW2vE3G500

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Sign-up for #xtc today - http://t.co/71XzSTtL1p @sleepyfox @sf105 @duncanmcg are going to be there (and @gasproni isn't)

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Folks at #nordicruby, please don't forget to add your pics, notes, sketch-notes, slides, &c. to http://t.co/lqkLkNl7AR

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And now for something completely different: "The Accidental Pornographer" my new rant on @medium http://t.co/GjaXQ0Djwo

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You know how you keep saying that you want to come to the prison code retreat sometime? How about this one? http://t.co/PCW5iuF32u

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Diagnosis Disorder http://t.co/eGGfSz2s3v | Not just about ADHD

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The Blamer http://t.co/ss0cQX5WDm

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From the archive: "The Agile Path to Quality" http://t.co/wPymLWVkM7

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Join us for the #Agile conference of the year! #Agile2013 http://t.co/ubgiTUN9Xr

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Yo #agile peeps, Have you seen the Capers Jones interview on InfoQ? http://t.co/q78Bc2MMnL - What did you think?

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Sobering demonstration of how differently witnesses respond to an apparant crime depending on who the perpetrator is http://t.co/xWRMmbVdWS

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"Far-Right Extremists Chased Through London by Women Dressed as Badgers" http://t.co/6PWrLN4tIf #there'll_always_be_an_England

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#RallyOn13 RT @ChristopherAver: Rally transformation coaches telling stories. Loved this Deming quote from @ErWilleke http://t.co/aPmqrGJnnd

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or, if you are doing agile & want to know how to do release planning, watch "Release planning in 7 minutes" http://t.co/1BBxVVAFYw

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If you've a siloed org & R about 2 start doing scrum, take 4 min 2look at this to see what you _need_ to consider 1st http://t.co/eorTNGuPyf

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An idea for startups and VCs: build me a system that makes a 3D reconstruction of a scene taken from multiple videos http://t.co/MIdMPEnP0p

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blogged: Coming to America (to do training) http://t.co/Nh59aNjJrs

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3 things a pilot has no use for: runway behind him, altitude above him, and a tenth of a second ago. http://t.co/OweScExHAk Three thi...

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“Millions of debit and credit card holders are at risk of having their personal data mined by thieves #security http://t.co/WHZePBoQMQ” #fb

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From others

I told you so

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(•_•) <) )/ all the single ladies / \ ( •_•) \( (> all the single ladies / \ (•_•) <) )/ oh oh oh / \

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literally every Stack Overflow thread ever: http://t.co/CX2WEpcNXl

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The idea that #git can be used offline is an illusion - you still need connectivity for googling which arguments to pass to what command.

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On this day in 1954, Alan Turing took his own life. A letter he wrote shortly before being chemically castrated: http://t.co/o9v6ewXPLo

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So, how's everyone doing tonight? Haha JK we already know

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I don't understand why the government doesn't just offer a premium tier of citizenship with no monitoring.

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Twitter actually did offer to give NSA all of its info. NSA just couldn't figure out how to comply with the API guidelines.

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Must be so nice to be in the government- you get caught doing bad things & just yell "TERRORISTS" until it goes away https://t.co/SZdguzNuEQ

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You know, the NSA could give something back by telling me which phone/data plan best suits my usage patterns.

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BREAKING: Top secret court order shows NSA is collecting info on all US Verizon phone calls https://t.co/FuIFpy0oxp

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No near term plans to IPO @SpaceX. Only possible in very long term when Mars Colonial Transporter is flying regularly.

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RT to share how President Obama is taking on patent trolls to protect American innovation: http://t.co/rCmkZVy9lt, http://t.co/Mkn1utExkA

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Way past time that the Surveillance State sees the sun. Sun is really good for you. Enjoy it. Absorb the rays.

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Dude, that 9-year old is PSYCHED for the Microsoft 2012 Investor Relations report http://t.co/e0A0nHPs3A

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Those that would sacrifice essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety will receive a $10 Starbucks gift card

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My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!

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The National Security Agency is spying on millions. Join @EFF in stopping them: https://t.co/O6d7oFxipZ #NSA

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Wild Twitter

Great to hear @justinbieber & @scooterbraun are latest @virgingalactic future astronauts. Congrats, see you up there!

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Human happiness depends on taking others into account.

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I told you so

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Starbucks is banning smoking within 25 feet of its stores. It's tricky since every Starbucks is 25 feet from another Starbucks. #fallonmono

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Germany number 7 - Schweinsteiger Portugal number 7 - Cristiano Ronaldo France number 7 - Franck Ribery England number 7 - Phil Jones

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Listen to the new #NIN single "Came Back Haunted" NOW (full-length, high quality version): https://t.co/0kheA883gW http://t.co/xaZjWVXvvO

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(•_•) <) )/ all the single ladies / \ ( •_•) \( (> all the single ladies / \ (•_•) <) )/ oh oh oh / \

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton.

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"It's pronounced jif." - inventor of GIF "No, it's not." - inventor of the letter G

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Since we now know that the NSA is reading our twits, i suggest we employ vowel omission encryption. (Th*y'll n.v.r g^^ss wh&t w*r* typ?ng.)

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This deserves endless retweets... http://t.co/cX4WtVsc45

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Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters. #gameofthrones

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In digital era, privacy must be a priority. Is it just me, or is secret blanket surveillance obscenely outrageous? http://t.co/KONSBtTWjc

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So, who else is pumped about Google Glass?

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A Duck Knight http://t.co/cStn7QnFhU

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If Earth’s entire history was viewed as a 24 hour period, humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds.

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No terrorist attacks = "See? All these powers we've claimed are keeping you safe." New terrorist attack = "This is why we need more powers."

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BREAKING: NSA is collecting phone records of millions of Americans daily, a secret order reveals http://t.co/H2X58GaxfC

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literally every Stack Overflow thread ever: http://t.co/CX2WEpcNXl

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So the NSA and the FBI intercept phone records without a warrant. But when I did it, they threw me in jail. What's up with that???

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